Escape to Paradise: Ocean Valley Resort, South Korea Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the deep blue of Escape to Paradise: Ocean Valley Resort, South Korea Awaits! - with all the messy, glorious details you actually want to hear. Forget those sterile, cookie-cutter reviews. This is the real deal, warts and all (and hopefully, mostly warts-free).
First Impressions: The Arrival, the Anxiety, and the Elevator (or Lack Thereof)
Okay, so "Escape to Paradise" sets the bar high. "Ocean Valley Resort" sounds dreamy. Did it live up? Well, the drive was scenic, winding through some gorgeous Korean countryside. The first thing I noticed? My frantic search for the "wheelchair accessible" sign. Now, the website said accessible, listed under Accessibility. But you know how these things can be. Panic mode: ACTIVATED.
Thankfully, Accessibility wasn’t just a checkbox. The access was actually pretty good. Ramps aplenty! The lobby felt spacious, and thankfully, an Elevator was present (whew!). Not always a given, believe me. So, initial anxiety subsided. Check-in was Contactless check-in/out, which was a blessing. No fumbling with forms or feeling judged by a bored hotel drone. Nice. We were whisked away to our room, ready to dive headfirst into the ocean view.
The Room: A Fortress of Comfort (Almost)
Let's get down to brass tacks. My room had the works: **Air conditioning (thank GOODNESS), Alarm clock (that I immediately silenced), Bathrobes (soft!), *Blackout curtains (essential for jetlag),* Complimentary tea (yes, please!), Coffee/tea maker (life-saver!), Daily housekeeping (a minor miracle), Free bottled water (always appreciated), and Wi-Fi [free]! (I’m addicted to the internet, don’t judge me!!) It also had a Hair dryer (always forget mine!), and Slippers! Who doesn't love hotel slippers?
The Internet [LAN] and Internet access – LAN are there, but frankly, I stuck to the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! because, well, convenience. Internet, Internet services. Yeah, it worked. No epic buffering issues.
Now, a few minor quibbles. The extra long bed was appreciated (I'm tall!), but the Mirror was, I swear, angled slightly off. Made putting on makeup a comical experience. The On-demand movies…well they seemed to be from 2012, so that was okay. The non-smoking rooms were great, although sadly there was a smoking area. The window that opens was glorious; fresh air and a stunning view.
The room sanitization opt-out available was reassuring after the pandemic.
Clean, Clean, Clean (Because Who Wants Germs?)
Let's be real, cleanliness is everything these days. And Escape to Paradise seemed to have it down solid. Anti-viral cleaning products at work. Daily disinfection in common areas. They were all over the place with the sanitizing wipes and hand sanitizer. I even saw them using Professional-grade sanitizing services. The staff were all wearing masks, and seemed to know Staff trained in safety protocol. I found the Hygiene certification to be comforting. There were even Individually-wrapped food options, so that's extra points. Rooms sanitized between stays. Look, I am a worrier, I fully admit this. But, I actually breathed a sigh of relief. They obviously took the Cleanliness and safety seriously.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly)
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was the star. The kimchi was fire. Seriously, my tastebuds thanked me. The Breakfast [buffet] offered a good mix of Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. There was the option of Breakfast in room, but I preferred the buffet. There was A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant to choose from, depending upon your mood.
Here's a juicy little anecdote: I went full tourist and ordered a dish I couldn’t pronounce and probably shouldn't have eaten. Let's just say it involved a lot of…texture. It was an experience! At least they had Coffee/tea in restaurant to wash it all down!
The Poolside bar was a delight for a quick drink, and they had a Happy hour. The Snack bar was perfect for a quick bite. I appreciated the Bottle of water they left in my room.
I had one hiccup. I tried to order takeaway for breakfast one day (Breakfast takeaway service), and let's just say there was a slight language barrier. I ended up with three muffins I didn't want and no coffee. My fault entirely, but hey, fun story to tell, right?
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): Spa Day to Infinity and Beyond!
This is where Escape to Paradise truly shines! The Swimming pool [outdoor] was stunning. I got to lounge by the beautiful Pool with view. Seriously, the views around there were breathtaking.
And then…the Spa. Oh, the spa! I treated myself to a Massage. I swear, I melted into a puddle of pure bliss. The entire experience was a sensory overload in the best possible way. I had a Body scrub, a Body wrap, and used the Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, and Steamroom. It was heavenly, a total escape. There's a Foot bath, too. Consider it a MUST.
The Fitness center, or Gym/fitness, was great too, if that's your thing. I, uh, mostly avoided it, but I did peek inside, and it seemed well-equipped.
For the Kids (and the Kid in All of Us)
I didn't have mine with me, but I did see a lot of families. There are For the kids, with Babysitting service and Family/child friendly, and even Kids facilities and Kids meal. Sounds like a win!
Services and Conveniences: They Got You Covered
The staff were incredibly helpful (Concierge), and provided Daily housekeeping. They had a 24-hour Front desk, and Doorman. The Elevator was useful, as was Luggage storage! The Food delivery was great. The Convenience store was handy for essentials.
The Car park [free of charge] and the Car park [on-site] was a bonus. Bicycle parking was cool, although I didn't use it. They had Taxi service, if you need a bit of a lift.
There's a Gift/souvenir shop, if you want to buy something for the folks back home.
I can't speak for the Business facilities, but I did see Meetings happening, and the Meeting stationery looked fancy.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Absolutely. YES. Despite a few minor imperfections (the slightly off-kilter mirror, the slightly confusing breakfast takeaway), Escape to Paradise: Ocean Valley Resort is a winner. The setting is stunning, the amenities are top-notch, and the spa is worth the price of admission alone. The staff are friendly and helpful. They seem to have their shit together on the safety stuff, so I wasn't worried. It’s perfect for a couples retreat, or a family getaway.
My Biggest Recommendation: Book the Spa. Seriously. Book. The. Spa.
Oh, and the food! The food!!!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get inside my brain on our Ocean Valley Resort adventure in South Korea. Consider yourselves warned. This is going to be less "polished itinerary" and more "therapy session meets travelogue." Don't expect perfection. Expect me.
Ocean Valley Resort: A Messy, Wonderful Itinerary (ish)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Kimchi Calamity
- 9:00 AM (Seoul Incheon Airport - ICN): Landed. Jetlag already trying to eat my face. The air smells… different. Not bad, just… different. Also, Korean signage is a beautiful mystery. I’m pretty sure I just accidentally agreed to join a cult. (Just kidding! Mostly.)
- 10:30 AM: Okay, finding the airport express train to Seoul Station was easier than I thought. Progress!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. God bless bibimbap. Seriously, I could live on that stuff. Found a tiny little place near Seoul Station. The owner gave me a look when I started fumbling with my chopsticks. Pretty sure I've offended her entire family tree. (Note to self: Learn to eat with chopsticks before next trip.)
- 1:30 PM: Train to Gangneung! Found our connections, thank goodness. This train is sleek, fast, and has some seriously comfy seats. I'm already plotting how to steal one (kidding… mostly).
- 4:00 PM: Arrival at Gangneung and a taxi to Ocean Valley Resort. The scenery is mind-blowing. Seriously, mountains meet the ocean? Nature, you've outdone yourself.
- 5:00 PM: Check-in. The lobby is gorgeous – all wood and light and minimalist chic. They gave us a room with a view. A stunning view. This is where the bliss should begin but, alas, trouble is brewing.
- 6:00 PM: The Kimchi Calamity. Okay. This needs its own section. Dinner was supposed to be a celebratory affair. We ordered a bunch of dishes to share. Everything was delicious, and then came… the kimchi. Now, I like kimchi. I love it. But this kimchi… this kimchi was EVIL. It was so spicy it brought tears to my eyes. My nose started running like a faucet. I think I may have temporarily lost the ability to speak. I felt like a dragon had breathed fire into my soul. My husband, bless his heart, found this incredibly amusing. He was practically rolling on the floor, choking with laughter while I was desperately trying to dowse the flames with a glass of water (which, of course, only made things worse). The waiter just stood there, looking at me like I had personally insulted his ancestors. It was a glorious, fiery disaster. We spent the next hour trying to salvage our taste buds but, eventually, the kimchi won. I tapped out. We ordered a very large jug of soothing rice wine and called it an early night.
Emotional Aftermath: Kimchi: 1, Me: 0. Feeling defeated, but also kind of exhilarated. This is travel, baby! It’s about the highs, the lows, and the burning, spicy kimchi of it all.
Day 2: Beach Bliss & Coffee Obsession
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. Still recovering from the Kimchi Calamity. My lips are puffy, probably. Breakfast was… simple. Toast and bland eggs to soothe the burn.
- 9:30 AM: Beach time! The resort has a private beach, and it's gorgeous. Soft sand, clear water, no crowds. Pure serenity. Spent the morning swimming, sunbathing, and generally feeling like a queen. Okay, maybe not a queen. More like a slightly sunburnt, slightly kimchi-traumatized peasant.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a beachfront café. Garlic shrimp. Delicious. A triumph!
- 1:30 PM - 4:00 PM: Beach (Part II). Building sandcastles which collapsed even before I could photograph them, getting sand everywhere, and almost drowning in the waves. Just kidding!. The ocean is so refreshing.
- 4:30 PM: Coffee Break! - Korea is obsessed with coffee. And I am, too. The resort has a cute little coffee shop. I ordered a flat white. It was perfect. (I'm developing a caffeine dependency, I'm sure of it.) Started to feel like, you know, an actual human being again.
- 6:00 PM: Evening at the resort - a relaxing walk along the coastal trail, enjoying the sunset, and listening to the waves.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. Tonight, we are playing it safe. Simple grilled fish. Avoiding kimchi like the plague. We did, however, try some delicious local side dishes that weren't trying to set our mouths on fire. Success! And wine to wash it all down.
Emotional Aftermath: Sunshine. Good coffee. No kimchi-induced breakdowns. Feeling like I might actually survive this trip. (Fingers crossed.)
Day 3: Hiking the Hill & Stargazing
- 9:00 AM: Late start! Lazy breakfast, reading in bed, pretending I'm a sophisticated traveler (I'm not).
- 10:00 AM: Today is the day for exploring. We decided to do some hiking. Found a trail at the top of one of the hills. The views from the top were unbelievable! The ocean on one side, mountains on the other. Worth the sweaty thighs.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in a local restaurant. Bibimbap again (I can't help myself!). This one was much spicier than the first one but in a more manageable way. I survived.
- 2:30 PM: This is where I'm going to need to double down on an experience: the visit to the local market. I stumbled upon a bustling, chaotic, amazing local market - a symphony of sights, smells, and sounds, a true explosion of colors and life. The smells were intoxicating - fresh seafood, sizzling street food, fragrant spices wafting through the air. There was a bewildering array of produce that I'd never even seen before, and the vendors all yelled at us to get us to buy their goods. I have never experienced anything so vibrant. The fish stalls were a particular highlight (or maybe lowlight, depending on your tolerance for the truly fresh… and the smell!).
- 5:00 PM: Back to the resort. Took a long shower to wash the market smells (and the sweat) away.
- 8:00 PM: Stargazing! Ocean Valley Resort has a telescope and a designated stargazing spot. The night sky was breathtaking. I felt tiny, insignificant, and utterly in awe. It was so clear, I could see the milky way. A humbling, magical, perfect end to a pretty amazing day.
Emotional Aftermath: I think I'm falling in love with Korea. Or at least with the idea of living here. The market was an assault on the senses, in the best possible way. The stars… well, the stars just reminded me how small a life is. Happy, content, and planning to book a return trip ASAP.
Day 4: Farewell & The Ramen Revelation
- 9:00 AM: Another late one. Packing is my least favorite sport.
- 10:00 AM: Last breakfast at the resort. Trying not to cry. The staff is lovely, the resort is amazing, and I really don't want to leave.
- 11:00 AM: One last coffee. And a slice of something chocolaty. Because, you know, self-care.
- 12:00 PM: Check out. A tear or two might have been shed.
- 12:30 PM -1 PM: Heading to Gangneung Station, so we can take an early train to Seoul.
- 2:00 PM: Ramen revelation! Found a tiny ramen shop near the train station that was packed with locals. I bravely (and cautiously) ordered a bowl of spicy seafood ramen. It was… incredible. The broth was rich, the noodles were perfect, and the fish was melt-in-your-mouth delicious. No kimchi-induced tears this time, just pure, unadulterated happiness. (Okay, maybe a few happy tears.)
- 3:00 PM: Train back to Seoul, feeling bittersweet. So sad to say goodbye to Ocean Valley Resort, South Korea, its stunning landscapes, and delicious food, the people, and its endless adventures.
5.00 PM Arrived in Seoul, a lot faster than expected. And on top of my excitement, I just realised I have forgotten my charger in the room.
Emotional Aftermath: Heart full. Belly full. Battery empty. Looking forward to seeing you all again!
Important Notes/Rambling Thoughts:
- Packing: I overpacked. As always. And I still managed to forget my charger. Go figure.
- Language Barrier: It's real. Learn a few basic Korean phrases. It will save your sanity (and maybe your life).
Escape to Paradise: Ocean Valley Resort - South Korea (Prepare Yourselves!)
Okay, seriously... is Ocean Valley *really* a paradise? The marketing is SO slick.
Alright, let's get real. Paradise? Well, it depends on your definition. If your paradise involves Insta-worthy ocean views (tick!), clean air (mostly a tick!), and a decent escape from the daily grind (another tick!), then yeah, Ocean Valley has *moments* of paradise. But… it’s not perfect. Think more "slightly chaotic, but ultimately charming" paradise. Like, remember that time you tried to bake a cake and it ended up looking like a geological experiment? It's *that* kind of paradise.
The marketing is... intense. They really sell the pristine beaches. And yes, the beaches ARE pretty. But don’t expect *completely* empty stretches of sand. You'll be sharing it with a healthy dose of other tourists, some seagulls with serious attitude, and maybe (if you're lucky) a grumpy crab or two scuttling sideways. And the ocean? Glorious... when it's not trying to drown you with rogue waves. (I actually got knocked over by one. Humiliating, especially in front of a family with matching bucket hats.)
What's the food situation like? I NEED good Korean food! (and coffee!)
Okay, food. This is where things get... interesting. The resort restaurants have your usual suspects: buffet-style meals, some (surprisingly good!) Western options to cater to the international crowd. But the *real* magic happens when you venture OUTSIDE the resort. That’s where the authentic Korean flavors explode.
My advice? Explore! Hunt down the tiny, hole-in-the-wall places. Seriously, don't judge a book by its cover. I stumbled upon a tiny noodle shop run by a grandma who spoke approximately zero English, but the kimchi? Oh. My. Gosh. I still dream about that kimchi. I had to use Google Translate to order, and it was a glorious, messy, delicious adventure. And the coffee? Ugh, the resort coffee is… well, it exists. Find a local cafe! I swear they'll give you a caffeine fix that will keep you going for days.
Pro-tip: If you even *think* you want a beer, buy it at a convenience store before you go to the beach. Drinks at the resort are a total rip-off. Learn from my mistakes. My credit card *still* weeps.
Are the accommodations as luxurious as the pictures suggest?
The pictures… oh, the pictures. They use *masterful* angles and lighting. The rooms are… fine. They're clean, they're functional. You'll have a comfortable bed, a TV, and a bathroom (thank goodness!). Some rooms have balconies with ocean views, which are definitely worth the upgrade *if* you can get one that isn’t directly over the karaoke bar (more on that later).
Don't expect *over-the-top* luxury, but don't expect a complete disaster either. Think “comfortable hotel chain with a slightly higher price tag.” The beds are comfy enough to sleep off a night of soju . What’s REALLY important is the view, and most rooms deliver on that front. Just remember to take your own earplugs if you're a light sleeper (again, karaoke).
What activities are there to do at Ocean Valley (besides, you know, staring at the ocean)?
Okay, this is where Ocean Valley actually shines. They’ve got stuff! Activities galore! There's swimming, obviously, on the beach (beware the aforementioned rogue waves!), there's a pool (which can get crowded), and there's water sports! I tried paddleboarding - which was a hilarious disaster. I looked like a newborn giraffe trying to stand up, but the laughter was worth it. There are also hiking trails (gorgeous!), a spa (pricey, but nice), and some shops.
But here's the *real* kicker: night life! There’s a karaoke bar. And it’s incredible because it's so… *Korean*. I spent an entire evening there, singing along with a bunch of people I didn't know to songs I barely understood. The universal language of karaoke is a beautiful thing. Just... be warned. The karaoke bar is LOUD. Seriously loud. And the music changes over time. It's a wild ride! And if you end up trying to sing… don’t be embarrassed! They all do it! It’s part of the adventure.
And yes, there are also the expected tourist traps. But hey, what's a vacation without a few questionable souvenirs?
Tell me about the beaches. Are the beaches actually good?
Ah, the beaches. Okay, let's be honest. The beaches are *why* you go. The sand is golden. (Though… it can sometimes be a bit… brown in places, depending on the tide. But hey, nature, right?) The water is that gorgeous turquoise you see in the pictures. It *is* cold, even in summer but hey, it’s refreshing!
Here’s a totally honest account of my beach experience: I went at low tide, thinking I could get some amazing photos. I walked out… and walked out… and walked out. The tide was SO far out. Then I saw a starfish. Then I saw *another* starfish. And then! A group of kids started building a sandcastle *right* next to me. (They were adorable, but also… invading my zen space, you know?). Then they kept finding more starfish! I'm not even a kid person, but I was captivated! Then I took a million photos of said starfish. Then, about an hour later, the tide started coming in… slowly but surely. It was cold, beautiful, unexpected. And then, finally, the wave that knocked me down. Lesson learned: Don't stand too close to the waves when taking a selfie. And be prepared for some seriously unexpected tidal changes!
So, yes, the beaches are good. But be prepared for crowds, rogue waves, and the occasional starfish-related existential crisis.
What about the staff? Are they helpful? How's the service?
The staff are… mostly helpful. Language barriers can be a thing. Not everyone speaks fluent English. The front desk staff were generally efficient. There are some who are incredibly friendly and helpful! Some... Less so. It varies.
I had a *hilarious* experience trying to order room service late at night. My Korean is essentially "hello," "thank you," and "where is kimchi?" The person on the other end of the phone spoke *very* little English. The conversation consisted of me shouting "Kimchi?!" repeatedly, while they responded with a series of increasingly confused Korean phrases. Eventually, through a combination of sign language, loud noises, and pure desperation, I managed to order a sandwich and a bowl of that magical kimchi.Stay Collective
