
Queen Suite Bliss: Siaton Plaza Residences Kitchenette Getaway (Philippines)
Queen Suite Bliss: Siaton Plaza Residences - My Honest, Messy, and Deliciously Chaotic Review!
Alright, buckle up Buttercups, because I've just returned from a stay at the Queen Suite Bliss: Siaton Plaza Residences Kitchenette Getaway in the Philippines, and honey, it was an experience. This isn't your polished, corporate-approved review. This is the real deal, warts and all, punctuated by the occasional existential crisis about the wonders of instant coffee. So, grab a kopiko (if you know, you know) and let's dive in!
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Good, The Bad, and the Elevator That Wouldn’t Cooperate (Sometimes!)
The name "Queen Suite Bliss" sets a high bar, right? And honestly? It's mostly lived up to it. The initial vibe is clean and modern, which is a HUGE win in my book. Siaton itself is a bit… sleepy. But that's kinda the charm, right? Escape from the chaos?
Accessibility: Okay, here's the honest truth. While they claim to have Facilities for disabled guests, I’m not entirely sure how comprehensive those are. I didn't specifically require any, but I did notice the elevators, which were mostly operational. Emphasis on mostly. There was one gloriously chaotic morning where the elevator decided to take a nap. Thank goodness for the Elevator! LOL. And the helpful staff who managed the problem with a smile, even though you could see the panic behind their eyes. (Bless them!) Car Park [free of charge] : A generous bonus.
The Room: My Sanctuary (Mostly!)
My Queen Suite! Oh, it was glorious. Air conditioning (essential!), Blackout curtains (thank the heavens!), and a seriously comfy Extra long bed -- perfect for recovering from long days of eating and lounging. I mean, seriously, Linens were fresh and clean. The reading light was perfect for late-night binges of whatever terrible reality TV I was currently obsessed with.
The Kitchenette was a godsend! Okay, it's not the kitchenette from a gourmet cooking show, but come on! Coffee/tea maker, refrigerator, and the Complimentary tea! That saved me a few trips to the Coffee shop. I’m all about that instant gratification. The Hair dryer I found on the bathroom was absolutely key to styling my hair. And that Mirror? Beautiful. It reflected the exhaustion from travel, but also the joy.
The Private bathroom was… fine. A Separate shower/bathtub situation, which is always a plus. The Toiletries were… basic, but did the job. I mean, let’s be real, I'm not expecting gold-infused everything in a kitchenette getaway.
I have to admit: there was a moment when I thought I heard one of the Interconnecting room(s) available people singing at night - very loud singing. But that was only the one time. I’ve no idea what that was about.
Cleanliness and Safety: Peace of Mind (And a Few Extra Sprays!)
Okay, let's get serious. The pandemic has changed EVERYTHING. Kudos to Queen Suite Bliss. I observed a Daily disinfection in common areas, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, and Staff trained in safety protocol. There were even Hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE (yay!). The Rooms sanitized between stays and they used Anti-viral cleaning products . They clearly took it seriously. The Room sanitization opt-out available is a great option. I think they have a lot of First aid kit and Doctor/nurse on call.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
This is where things get interesting.
Let's start with the hard truth: The buffet was…well, I don’t want to be rude, the Breakfast [buffet] was not spectacular, but it's Breakfast [buffet] - you know what to expect, and you can have as much as you want! Western breakfast and Asian breakfast were both available. And I'm a Vegetarian restaurant kind of person, so I found what I needed. I just wished the coffee was a little less… instant.
Restaurants are present on the property. I mean A la carte in restaurant, are you sure? But the Coffee/tea in restaurant more than made up for it. There's also Poolside bar! That’s what really matters. Snack bar . And if you get desperate, Room service [24-hour] .
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Bliss? Or Bust?
Okay, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was a highlight. Beautiful! And the Pool with view makes it all worthwhile. I spent hours there, just basking in the sun and pretending I wasn't completely fried from all the Coffee/tea in restaurant. There is a Fitness center, I did one day, then went back to the pool. Massage! Oh, yes, I had one. This was Bliss!
Do they offer Body scrub or Body wrap? Unsure. But I didn't really ask. I was too busy enjoying the moment. Spa is available to you.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make Life Easier (Or Not!)
Air conditioning in public area? Check. Daily housekeeping? Check. Doorman? Check. Laundry service? Double check. Dry cleaning? Check! Cash withdrawal? All set, as well. These are simple necessities. Concierge! They helped me navigate the sometimes-confusing bus system. Luggage storage, was a plus. Shine, if you want it.
The Not-So-Blissful Bits (Because Honesty is the Best Policy)
The Internet: The Wi-Fi in the rooms was a little spotty at times. Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN and Wi-Fi for special events… well, let's say I had to roam a bit to get a decent connection. Wi-Fi in public areas was better, so that’s the way to go.
Dining Flexibility: Alternative meal arrangement – Maybe they could have. I also just wish the food options were a bit more diverse.
The Elevator Saga: I already mentioned it. That elevator, bless its heart, had its moments.
Overall: Queen Suite Bliss: Kitchenette Getaway – Should You Book It?
Look, it's not the Ritz. But for the price, the location, and the overall vibe? Absolutely, yes. If you’re looking for a relaxing, stress-free getaway with a few quirks, some decent food, and a beautiful pool, book it.
My Verdict: 4 out of 5 stars! (Minus one star for the elevator drama!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a trip to Siaton Plaza Residences Queen Suite + kitchenette Philippines… and let me tell you, even I don't know what's going to happen. This isn't some perfectly-manicured Instagram feed; this is real life, folks. My real, slightly chaotic, possibly-hungover life.
Trip Title: Siaton Showdown! (Or: Why Did I Book a Kitchenette?)
Day 1: The Great Escape (From My Life, Not Necessarily Manila)
- Morning (6:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Alarm clock. Blaring. Rude. I stumble out of bed, fueled by the primal urge to not miss my flight to Dumaguete. Pre-trip anxiety is already hitting hard. Did I pack enough snacks? Did I remember my toothbrush? (Spoiler alert: I never remember my toothbrush.) The usual pre-flight chaos of frantically checking everything twice.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Airport hustle. Traffic was, predictably, a nightmare. But hey, I made it! The airport security dance – take off shoes, empty pockets, pray the metal detector likes my jewellery. Praying I don't need to take off my belt today because I think I forgot my belt.
- Afternoon (11:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Flight! Actually, a surprisingly smooth flight. I managed to snag a window seat, which is the only way to fly, in my opinion. Watched the clouds morph like giant cotton candy swirls. The in-flight coffee was… well, it was in-flight coffee. Needed it.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Dumaguete Arrival! Whee! The airport in Dumaguete is smaller than my local supermarket. Charming, actually. The air is thick with humidity and the promise of adventure. Met my driver (booked through a travel app, bless modern technology). The drive to Siaton takes a while, that's a fact. It's a scenic drive, so I'm not too mad.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Checking into Siaton Plaza Residences. FINALLY. Found the place without getting lost, which is a victory in itself. The receptionist was lovely, incredibly helpful. She offered us some local snacks. I'm in a Queen Suite! With a kitchenette! Why DID I rent a kitchenette?! I can barely cook ramen without setting off the smoke detector. (More on the kitchenette later. I have a feeling it’s going to be a key player in this trip.)
- Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Room Reconnaissance. The suite! It’s… spacious. Like, almost too spacious. The view is pretty good, it looks right out onto the ocean. The bed is gigantic – I could probably sleep sideways and be fine. Immediately, I'm overwhelmed, and need to sit with a cup of coffee.
- Evening (5:00 PM - Onward): Dinner & Sunset Stroll. Found a little karinderia (local eatery). Holy mackerel, the food! So cheap, so fresh, and explosively flavorful. Sat by the seaside, watching the sunset. Gorgeous. The sky exploded with colors. The food, the view – it was all perfect, nearly… As I was walking back to the accommodation I realised I had forgotten to buy water. Seriously, why do I even try sometimes?
Day 2: The Kitchenette Conspiracy & Beach Bliss
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): The Great Kitchenette Struggle Begins. Okay, so the kitchenette is staring at me, judging me, and I'm getting the distinct feeling that I'm going to mess this up. I rummage through the "pantry," which consists of a few sad packets of instant noodles and a jar of questionable instant coffee. Decide to make instant coffee. It tastes like sadness.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Beach Day! The beach in Siaton is nice. Really nice. Crystal clear water, fine sand, and hardly anyone around. I spent the morning swimming, building (terrible) sandcastles, and generally just being a lazy lump. It was exactly what I needed. Except, I think I may have gotten sunburnt.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch. Discovered a little sari-sari store (convenience store) and stocked up on snacks and drinks. More instant noodles. Maybe I'll get fancy and add some egg to it.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Pool Time (and Minor Disaster). The hotel pool is lovely. Jumped in, and nearly slipped on the wet tiles. Graceful, I am not. Then I realized I'd left the sunscreen in my room. Oops.
- Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Kitchenette Round Two… and Taco Attempt. Remember those sad packets of noodles? They're not cutting it anymore. I’m feeling ambitious. I decided to attempt making tacos. From scratch. I have a vague idea of what I'm doing, but mostly I'm winging it. The tacos were… an experience. Let’s leave it at that. I ate them. Hunger is a powerful motivator. Went to bed with the distinct smell of burnt tortillas hanging over me.
Day 3: Exploring & The Ghosts of Kitchenettes Past
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Sleeping in! Finally, a decent night's sleep. The bed is really comfortable. Woke up with the distinct craving for good, proper coffee. Again, the kitchenette failed.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Exploring Siaton. The town is small, but full of character. Found a local market and got lost amongst the colorful stalls and the friendly chatter. The local people were warm and welcoming.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch at a local restaurant. Tried the "kinilaw," a local dish. Absolutely divine. Fresh seafood, and so, so delicious. The kind of food that makes you close your eyes and moan with pleasure.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Beach walk. More gorgeous ocean views! I walked along the beach, collecting seashells and pondering life’s big questions (like, "Why are my tacos always so disastrous?").
- Evening (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Kitchenette Conclusion. Okay, I give up. I officially surrender to the kitchenette. Ordered takeout. The delivery guy was a legend. The food arrived and was DELICIOUS. Decided that I'm definitely not meant for culinary endeavors. Maybe it's better this way.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Onward): Sunset Relaxation. I sat on my balcony, watching the sunset one last time. It was a beautiful, perfect ending to a slightly imperfect but utterly wonderful day. Realized this trip, with it's quirks, and failures, and small victories, was exactly what I needed.
Day 4: Farewell, Siaton! (And the Queen Suite Kitchenette)
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Last Kitchenette Stand… No, just kidding. Decided to skip the cooking. Went for breakfast at a local cafe and it was good.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Packing. Packing is the worst part of any trip. Did I mention I forgot my toothbrush?
- Morning (11:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Final moments in the Queen Suite. One last look at the view. One last moment of peace and quiet.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Drive back to Dumaguete. Reflecting on my trip.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Airport. Goodbye, Siaton.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Onward): Flight… back to reality.
Post-Trip Thoughts:
The Siaton Plaza Residences was lovely. The Queen Suite? Definitely worth it. The kitchenette? A hilarious, slightly terrifying, experience. The food? Heavenly. The beach? Paradise. Would I go back? Absolutely. And next time, maybe I'll try to learn a little bit about cooking before I book a place with a kitchen. Or… maybe not. The chaos is part of the fun, isn't it?
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Queen Suite Bliss: Siaton Plaza Residences Kitchenette Getaway - Real Questions (and Real Answers!)
Okay, spill the tea! What's the REAL vibe of this *Queen Suite Bliss* place? Is it, like, Instagram-worthy or a bit…meh?
This "kitchenette" thing… is it, like, a joke? Can I actually COOK something there?
What about the sleep situation? Is it actually a "Queen Suite Bliss" or just a… mattress?
Location, location, location! Is it close to… anything interesting? Like, actual beaches?
Okay, the Wi-Fi. Be honest. Is it, like, dial-up slow?
The bathroom… is it clean? Because, you know… hygiene.
What about the service? Are the staff friendly?
Any advice about the “Siaton Plaza Residences Kitchenette Getaway” experience?

