Indonesian Oasis: Unwind in Your Private 2-Bedroom Ubari Villa!
Indonesian Oasis: My Chaotic, Blissful Breakdown of the Ubari Villa
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (perfectly chilled, by the way) Indonesian iced tea on the Indonesian Oasis: Unwind in Your Private 2-Bedroom Ubari Villa! This isn't your sanitized, brochure-perfect review. This is the real deal. I'm talkin' sweat, sunscreen, and surprisingly good internet access.
First Impressions – The "Woah, This is HUGE" Factor
Forget those cramped hotel rooms. This villa? It’s… massive. Like, you could probably hold a small village meeting in the living room. I’m a bit of a klutz, so I was initially worried about getting lost. But hey, at least I wouldn't trip over my own feet! (Okay, maybe I still did a couple of times. That floor is slippery, people.)
Accessibility (and My Stumbles):
Alright, let's get real. I'm not in a wheelchair, so I can't give the definitive accessibility breakdown. But I did notice an elevator (thank god), and the villa itself seemed pretty spread out. However I DID trip on a slightly uneven stone in the pathway to the pool and gave a yelp, so maybe make sure you’re paying attention if you're a wobbly walker like me. The facilities for disabled guests are listed, so definitely inquire about those details directly.
On-Site Delights – Food, Glorious Food (and the Erratic Wi-Fi in Public Areas):
Let's dive straight into the good stuff. Restaurants? Plural! Poolside bar? Oh, you BET. There's even a Vegetarian restaurant. (Okay, me and my meat-loving tendencies may not have fully appreciated that, but the salad options were divine)! I did manage to snag a bottle of water – a lifesaver in the Indonesian heat. Breakfast? Buffet and Asian breakfast! The croissants were a bit… dense. But look, can't win 'em all, right? I'm being ridiculously picky. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a constant, delicious presence.
Now, about the Wi-Fi in Public Areas: This is where things get a little… adventurous. One minute, blazing fast, the next, you're staring at a spinning wheel of despair. I think it was better in the actual villa (thank goodness for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) But I’m a freelancer, so let's just say I learned a thing or two about patience during my morning coffee.
Things to Do… and Ways to Relax… (Mostly the Latter):
Okay, so, the things to do part? I mostly focused on the ways to relax. Priorities!
- Swimming Pool? Absolutely gorgeous, overlooking the Pool with a view. Lounging by the pool with a book and a cocktail? My life.
- Spa? Oh, you better believe it. Massage? Check. The Balinese massage was pure heaven. I may have snored. No regrets.
- Sauna/Steamroom/Spa/Sauna? Yes, yes, and yes. I might have spent too much time in the sauna. My brain turned into a delicious marshmallow.
- Fitness Center? Hmmm. I considered it. I really, really considered it. Then I ordered another mango smoothie. Let's just say it remains "unexplored." The gym/fitness might be there, I swear I walked past it, but the thought of exercise in that humidity… no, thank you!
- Body scrub/Body wrap : The body scrub I had was incredible, I emerged feeling like a freshly polished goddess. The body wrap made all my muscles melt away with the aromatherapy.
Cleanliness and Safety – My Inner Germaphobe Approves (Mostly):
Look, I’m a bit of a germophobe. So, the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options and Room sanitization between stays all got a big thumbs up from me. I was also strangely comforted by the Hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE. The fact that there was a Doctor/nurse on call was also reassuring. The Staff trained in safety protocol are amazing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (with a Few Hiccups):
- A la carte in restaurant? Yeah, that was my go-to. The options are pretty vast, and you can find something that suits all tastes.
- Room service [24-hour]? This should be a basic human right! I might have availed myself of this on more than one occasion. The Breakfast in room was just the best.
- Snack bar : Perfect for those moments of panic when you realize you've only got an hour between your massage and the next massage.
- Coffee shop : For those who really want their caffeine fixes.
- Happy hour : Need I say more?
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things that Make a Difference:
- Air conditioning in public area & Air conditioning in all rooms : Absolute essentials in the tropical climate.
- Concierge? Super helpful with booking excursions (which I didn’t do, but the option was there!) and arranging transportation.
- Daily housekeeping? My room was always spotless, which is a relief.
- Luggage storage? Handy.
- Laundry service/Ironing service? Saves you from the horror of packing wrinkled clothes.
- Facilities for disabled guests : as I said, ask for details.
For the Kids/Family-Friendly stuff:
I saw a few families, and the Kids facilities looked pretty good. The Babysitting service provides reassurance for child-free time. The Family/child friendly environment is evident.
Available in all rooms – The Breakdown (or the Stuff You Absolutely Need):
- Air Conditioning : Mandatory
- Free Wi-Fi : Blessed relief
- Coffee/tea maker : Critical for the early mornings.
- Hair dryer/Toiletries : Very convenient, especially if you're like me and forget stuff.
- In-room safe box/Mini bar : Because, sometimes, you just need chocolate.
- Refrigerator : To keep your Bintang cold.
- Slippers/Bathrobes : The little touches that scream “luxury.”
Getting Around – Your Freedom (or Lack Thereof):
- Airport transfer? Yes, and a godsend after a long flight.
- Car park [free of charge]/Car park [on-site]? Convenient for those who like to drive.
- Taxi service ? Available and easy to hail.
The Ubari Villa… My Sanctuary, My Mess:
The 2-Bedroom Ubari Villa itself? It was pure indulgence. The Additional toilet, Balcony/terrace, Safe Box, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Sofa. That feeling of spaciousness, of utter privacy, of having my own little oasis… it was intoxicating. Seriously gorgeous Room decorations (I may have taken some photos for Pinterest). Honestly.
- Cleanliness: Impeccable.
- Overall design: Beautifully done. The Blackout curtains saved me from a sunburn on more than one occasion.
My Final Verdict:
Indonesian Oasis: Unwind in Your Private 2-Bedroom Ubari Villa! is an experience. It's a splurge. It's also… worth it. Is it perfect? No. The internet can be a bit wonky, and the croissants could improve. But overall, it's the most relaxing escape I've had in ages. Do I recommend it? Hell yes.
My Recommendation:
Go. Splurge. Unwind. Get the massage. Order the room service. And don't forget the sunscreen.
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Alright, buckle up, Buttercup! Because you're about to embark on a gloriously messy, hilariously human, and utterly opinionated itinerary for your stay at d'Oasis-Ubari Villa in…well, Indonesia! Let's see if we can even keep track of ourselves…
d'Oasis-Ubari: My Indonesian Adventure (Probably Will Be Messy)
Day 1: Arrival – Jet Lagged Zen and Poolside Panic
- 6:00 AM (Give or take an hour, thanks to that stupid time difference): Ugh. The alarm. Not the cute, chirpy alarm. The "I haven't slept in 24 hours" alarm. Drag myself out of bed at home, already imagining that first Bintang on the beach. (Or, you know, a proper Indonesian coffee, that's what the guides say, right?)
- 8:00 AM: The epic flight. Delayed. Of course. Spent way too long trying to find a charger for my phone, only to remember I left it in the damn car. Note to self: Leave nothing to chance.
- Late Afternoon (Whatever Time it Actually Is, Who Knows?): FINALLY, the d'Oasis-Ubari Villa! Oh. My. God. Photos don't do it justice. Seriously. This place is…stunning. That pool? Turquoise perfection. My jaw literally dropped. I'm convinced a movie star lives here on the regular.
- 4:00 PM (Ish): Unpack (sort of – mostly just toss everything into a general pile). Immediately, the first order of business is obviously the pool. Jump in, splash around, feel like I've finally reached paradise. Realize, with a jolt, that I haven't seen a single bug spray yet. Panic. Am I going to be eaten alive? Maybe I should have packed more than one long sleeve…
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. The villa staff cooked the "local delicacies". I couldn't pronounce most of them, and now I can't remember the food, because the view was so good, so really, really good coffee. I should have ordered at least one more. The sunset was unreal by the way.
- 9:00 PM: Jet lag is officially kicking in. Feel myself slowly melting into the ridiculously comfortable couch. Decide to watch something on the TV and find myself fighting to keep my eyes open during the credits.
- 10:00 PM: Give up, collapse in bed. Pray I don’t wake up with a scorpion in my shoe. Or, you know, any critter.
Day 2: Exploring, and Falling Head Over Heels (Maybe Literally)
- 8:00 AM (Maybe Later, Jet Lag is a Tragic Hero): Woke up feeling surprisingly energized. The coffee had worked, surprisingly. And, I'm not bitten by anything. Victory! Time to explore!
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The staff had left out a ridiculous spread of fresh fruit. Mangoes, pineapples, dragon fruit, the works. Heaven. I ate enough to feed a small army.
- 10:00 AM: Rent a scooter (with the help of the villa staff - bless their hearts!). Driving in Indonesia is…an experience. Let's just say I'm pretty sure I aged about 5 years in the first 15 minutes. Lane markings? Optional. Horns? Mandatory.
- 11:00 AM: Visit a local beach. The black sand beach was beautiful. More breathtaking, however, was how the locals were laughing and enjoying themselves. Something I aspire to learn a bit more.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a warung (small, local restaurant). Ordered something that looked adventurous (and actually tasted delicious). This is the point where I realized Indonesian cuisine has officially stolen my heart.
- 3:00 PM: Head back to the villa. Did a little bit of sunbathing (with sunscreen, of course). Took a long dip in the pool. Then started planning my next round of drinks.
- 5:00 PM: Went to a local temple. The people have a different air about them. Everything is so beautiful.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the villa. Made the smart decision to not drive. Enjoyed a delicious, home-cooked meal. This is just what I needed.
- 8:00 PM: Actually remember to turn off my phone. Now that's living.
Day 3: Ubud Adventures - Spiritual Awakening or Tourist Trap? (Or, Let’s Be Honest…Both)
- 7:00 AM: Up early (miracle!). Heading to Ubud.
- 9:00 AM: Tegalalang Rice Terraces. Seriously, the most breathtaking thing I've ever seen. It's like something out of a painting. I could have stayed there all day just staring. Take a bunch of pictures. Every angle. Yes, I am that tourist.
- 11:00 AM: Ubud Market: Overwhelming. Honestly, I need a break. So many things. So many people trying to sell me things. I bought a sarong (because, tourist, duh).
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a cafe overlooking the rice paddies. This is why I came. The view, the food, the peace.
- 3:00 PM: Ubud Monkey Forest. I've heard conflicting things, but how bad can it be? Oh boy. The monkeys. Everywhere. Cautiously optimistic.
- 5:00 PM: Back at the villa.
Day 4: Back to d'Oasis-Ubari: Spa Day and Pure Bliss (Mostly)
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in! Luxury!
- 10:00 AM: Spa day at the villa! The service was a great decision. That massage?! I feel like a new person. Though, is it just me, or do they really go at it in Indonesia?
- 1:00 PM: Read a book by the pool. Completely and utterly relaxed. This is what vacation is all about.
- 3:00 PM: Enjoy a lovely afternoon at the villa.
Day 5: Departure - Farewell, d'Oasis-Ubari. I'll Be Back (Maybe)
- 6:00 AM: The dreaded "pack my bags" routine. Why is it always so hard to put everything back?
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast. More fruit, because why not?
- 10:00 AM: Goodbyes. To the staff, who were absolute angels.
- The Airport: The only thing between me and the flight felt like a long line, a security check. After a wait that felt like a lifetime, the plane took off.
- Back Home: Finally, my own bed. Back to reality.
This is by no means an exhaustive itinerary, and it’s designed to be flexible. Things happen. You get lost. You find a hidden gem. You eat way too much food. That’s the beauty of travel. (And don't worry, I'm sure I'll have plenty of anecdotes to add as the trip progresses!)
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Indonesian Oasis: Unwind in Your Private 2-Bedroom Ubari Villa! - The Messy Truth (FAQ)
Okay, so the photos look AMAZING. Like, suspiciously amazing. Is this place *actually* as good as it looks?
Alright, let's be real. That question's been rattling around in *my* head since I saw those glossy pics. And the answer? Mostly. It's... a *mood*. Think of it like this: the photos are the Instagram highlight reel, and the *actual* experience is the real, slightly-less-perfect-but-way-more-interesting behind-the-scenes story.
The villa? Gorgeous. The water in the pool? CRYSTAL clear (mostly – more on that later). The views? Stunning. Picture yourself, scrolling through Instagram and actually BEING in that picture! The Instagrammable stuff? Check. The REAL experience? Hold on to your sarong, friends. It's a wild ride! And a good one.
Speaking of the pool – how private *is* private? Are we talking wall-to-wall paparazzi, or actual tranquility?
Okay, so the "private" thing? Big selling point, right? And for the most part, it's spot-on. You're tucked away, shielded by lush greenery. We're talking *serious* foliage. Think Jurassic Park, but way, way cooler. We saw *one* other person the entire time - a guy in a boat, maybe ten minutes away, and that was a *long* way.
Now, full disclosure: One morning I was chilling on the pool, taking a picture of the amazing view. Suddenly, something green went into the pool, and I realized that it was a very large leaf. I had a full-on "what the hell!" moment. Still, I'll take a leaf over a bunch of tourists any day. So, yeah, private. Mostly. And definitely worth it just to get away from the crowds. Believe me, the world fades away once you're there
What's the deal with the service? Are the staff helpful, or are they just ghosts in the machine?
Okay, *this*. This is where it gets interesting. The staff are lovely. Genuinely. They're smiley, friendly, and seemingly *always* on hand. They'll bend over backwards to get you what you need. The thing is… sometimes things get lost in translation. Like, I asked for extra towels. Got two sets of towels...and a full sized bottle of orange juice delivered to my villa. Completely random. Which made us laugh for the better part of an afternoon.
Then there was the day the AC in one of the bedrooms decided to take a vacation. And when you're in the tropics, AC is more than a luxury - it's a NECESSITY. The staff leapt into action. They tried everything. But it wasn't working. It did it's best and finally was fixed, and the staff did a bunch of apologising...with a smile on their faces. It's these imperfect moments that add character, right? And honestly, the genuine effort was more appreciated than perfection.
The website mentions "personalized experiences." Uh… what exactly does THAT mean?
Ah, the buzzword bingo of travel! "Personalized experiences" can mean anything from an extra pillow to a private chef. In our case? It was sort of a mixed bag.
We did enjoy a couples massage, on our private terrace, while the sun set. That's a check! We asked them to get us a boat to go snorkeling, however it wasn't available. It was a good, however, it was an honest miss. So, really, it's a case of "ask and you shall receive" – but manage your expectations. Don't expect *everything* to be perfect, just that they'll try their best.
Food! Tell me about the food! Delicious? Overpriced? Or just… available?
Okay, food is a *big* deal, right? And the food here… was a bit of a rollercoaster. The breakfasts? Amazing! Fresh fruit, pancakes, eggs... the works! Everything was fresh and delicious, with some lovely Indonesian options to try.
The dinner menu was fine - the food was there - It's a good option if you're tired after a day of exploring. But, honestly, the true stars were the local warungs (small, family-run restaurants) a quick taxi ride away. Cheap, authentic, and absolutely bursting with flavor. My advice? Embrace eating local, and don't be afraid to explore! The hotel food is good, but stepping outside is where the adventure really begins (and your wallet will thank you).
What's the vibe? Romantic? Family-friendly? Party central?
Definitely leans towards romantic and relaxing. We saw a few couples there. It's *perfect* for honeymoons, anniversaries, or just a getaway to reconnect. You're not going to be bumping into DJs or neon-lit bars.
Family-friendly... maybe, but I wouldn't necessarily consider it top of the list. There's not a ton of kid-specific activities. Party central? Absolutely not. Think quiet evenings, stargazing, and the sound of the ocean. If you're looking for a proper escape, this is it.
Okay, bottom line. Would you go back?
Honestly? Yes. Absolutely. Despite the missing AC, the slightly confusing service, and the random leaf in the pool, the overall experience was incredible. The villa was stunning, the location was perfect, and the sense of privacy and relaxation was exactly what we needed.
There were moments of pure, blissful perfection. Moments of utter peace. Then moments of "wait.... what did they just say?" and "oh well, this is funny". It's a place that allows you just to relax and be your own person, without any issues. It's not perfect, but, to be honest, that's what makes it so much better.
